I Met an Older Woman Last Night
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57; we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"
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