A Whale Tale
Two whales are swimming along in the ocean when they spot a ship above the water...
"This is the ship that killed my mother", says the whale to his wife. "Let's go turn their boat over. We'll get under the boat and blow real hard..."
OK, the wife agrees and they blow real hard, causing the ship to capsize and there are a lot of sailors in the water, yelling, screaming and swimming...
"Actually, it's the people on the ship that killed my mother" says Mr. Whale..."Let's go kill the people and eat them..."
"Now, wait a minute" says Mrs. Whale, "I agreed to the blowjob, but I am NOT going to eat the seamen..."