Before I Got Married...
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me .... it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got a view of her private parts. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and! if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for better man
for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep the condoms in your car.