Big Breasted Blonde Sits at the Bar
A drunk is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom blonde a few seats down from him with breasts size 44DD'S.
A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady's breasts and spills all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off of her breasts.
This happens a couple more times.
The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lickher breasts. She decks him and then stomps hard on his balls after he falls!
"Why do you let the bartender do it?" he asks from the floor as he moans and groans in pain.
"Well, DUH," she exclaims with a know-it-all-look on her face..... "He has a Liquor License!"