Woman Tied to Train Tracks
A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about?' asks the Bartender.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free... and took her back to my place.'
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender. 'Was she pretty?'
'Don't know. Never found the head."
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