Da' Blakk Frogg Store (on Cafepress)
Need to find all the good, wholesome Frogg stuff in one easy-to-locate place? Well look no further! Blakk Frogg knows you like convenience, so here are TWO WAYS to find the Frogg Wear right for you:
Enter Blakk Frogg's Cafepress Store
WARNING: None of the items offered by Blakk Frogg's Store will help you to attain a more active sex life, a bigger wiener, fuller breasts, gains in your stock portfolio, or stronger, more enjoyable ejaculations.
If you think you can see gains in any of those areas by using anything Blakk Frogg has to offer, perhaps you ought to consider wearing musky body sprays produced by companies who ALSO, coincidentally, manufacture crotch deodorants and toilet cleaners.
Actually, to tell the honest truth, Blakk Frogg just had not had the chance to use the phrase "crotch deodorants and toilet cleaners" before. Now, thanks to you, he can die a happy man. Thanks for dropping by and as always,
"Froggs, Lizards, Ribbit, Toes!"