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Classic Battle: Beer vs. Vagina
let's finish the battle between beer and vagina!
For years men have pondered the following issue: "Beer or Vagina? Which is Better? And Why?" As usual Blakk Frogg sought out answers and posted them.... here.
Round One:
- Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER
- Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA
- A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
- If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
- If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
Current Score: 2 BEER / 2 VAGINA
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