Senator Rubberlipps' (R- Wisconsin) Warns Us About Lesbians
stern warnings from the Wisconsin Republican!
In light of recent terrorist activities worldwide, a prominent member of the United States Congress has come forth with a message which he feels will help people avoid serious injury at the hands of a radical group known as 'lesbians'.
"Responsible for countless 'happy endings' and 'good times' in Las Vegas, 'lesbians' have put the lives of millions at risk with their 'kinky' antics," said Senator Rubberlipps (R- Wisconsin) at a press conference recently. "They endanger us all with their evil, perverted ways....."
Senator Rubberlipps (R- Wisconsin) also went on to share a story from his past about how he nearly fell down a flight of stairs as a result of a 'terrorost lesbian activity'....
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"You have all been warned! They're out there, and they'll make you forget your own name if you're not wise to their tricks!" exclaimed Senator Rubberlipps (R- Wisconsin) as the press conference concluded and reporters laughed him off the stage.... and bombarded him with requests for the girls' home phone numbers.