Simply Frogg Cheap Date Idea simply frogg loves a cheap date! Dear Simply Frogg, The end of the week has come and as a result of my loser ex-wife sucking the life out of my paycheck through (undeserved!)alimony, I barely have enough money to pay the rent, buy groceries and put gas in my moped (lousy bitch got the car, too!). Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments free jokes, comments and graphics So as you can see, I'm really stressed out and I really wanna' party... but don't know how to go about doing so on such little money? Can you give me some advice as to how I can get my broke-ass swerve on and STILL get some action at the end of the night? Signed, Broke and Horny ============= Dear Broke and Horny, Although we have never had the pleasure of "having our testicles ripped out through our wallets" (ref: Robin Williams), we do know what it feels like to get out of work on a Friday evening, broke as hell, and with a raging.... Never mind. Anyways, use the guide below to plan your evening and we wish you the best of luck! Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments free jokes, comments and graphics Happy Hunting! Signed, Simply Frogg Previously: Penis Removal in Restaurant main  |   jokes  |   pictures  |   myspace  |   archives water quality  |   finance  |   search  |   frogg wear  |   da' store   Web Simply Frogg Sarcastic MySpace Americas Best     frogg sections: da' main page da' archives myspace pics da' history da' jokes page da' pictures da' frogg gear search da' site   frogg features: finance by frogg myspace codes music links water quality   more from frogg: americas best best comments da' joke blog girls 4 myspace more sarcasm patriotic pics sarcastic pics water testing quick water test your water test   frogg fashion: frogg digs deep frogg shirts frogg wear sarcastic for life friends of frogg: Da' Frogg Store: It gets no simpler than Frogg in this life. Stop and smell the roses, gaze into the setting sun and show the world you mean business. Water Testing Blog: Find useful information on drinking water test kits, drinking water testing and drinking water treatment/purification options. Quick Water Test: Quick and easy way to find drinking water quality test kits and useful drinking water testing information.