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Fourth of July Drunk Fun
In honor of the upcoming Fourth of July Holiday, all of us here at Simply Frogg would like to offer the following plan of action to anyone unsure as to what they ought to do to celebrate this great American holiday:
1. Invite a few friends over for cocktails and tell everyone to bring an American Flag. It is, after all, a theme party, damn it.
2. Make certain to select a nice patriotic American beer such as.... Bud Light.... and have plenty of it on-hand for all your thirsty, truly American friends
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3. Engage in serious drinking games and participate in hardcore drunken flag waving until one overzealous party attendee strips naked and passes out.
4. Set up a perimeter of tiki torches around the inebriated person so that no one disturbs their alcohol induced slumber.
5. Use sand to spell out vulgarities on their chest and allow sunlight to 'inscribe' your words of wisdom via sunburn.
6. Surround drunken, naked, sleeping, patriotic friend with empty Bud Light cans and cover their genitals with an appropriately sized piece of watermelon. Use only watermelon, though, because no fruit makes a decent American Citizen think of Summer more than watermelon.
6. Since it's Fourth of July and you don't want your friends to think they brought their little flags for nothing, place them in plain view around the drunkard.
7. Take photograph and distribute worldwide via MySpace or send them to us and we'll do it for you. Have a Great Holiday!
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