New Golf Tournament
Augusta, GA -- Fearing that it has lost popularity due to NASCAR and Professional Wrestling playing on other channels at the same time as some of its most prestigious tournaments, the National Golfers' Association has put together a new, more interesting tournament featuring only women capable of benchpressing small buses.
Opposers of the tournament say the new event will 'cheapen golf's wholesome image'.
Creators of the tournament retaliated yesterday in a press release saying, "Oh yeah? Like the stupid plaid pants and silly f$#king hats didn't do that already?!?!? Oh, and shut the f$#k up or we'll have the Winner of this year's tounament come over to your house and smash your face in."
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